I haven’t laughed this much in so long. OH MY GOD.
omg
I’M SORRY
((Pff.))
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL OMG
I mean my best friend is a veggie but this is hilarious
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This should be mandatory
I demand this be enforced immediately.
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No additional shots nor powder, a compass that doesn’t point north, and I half-expected your sword to be made of wood.
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I take it everywhere I walk
I’m an Englishman in New York
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